don dorsey
by on April 11, 2019
No one hates cigarettes more than I do, but I’m a capitalist at heart. Today with smoking outlawed almost everywhere I have a plan to corner the market, and make billions. I call the product Old Glories, and it uses red, white, and blue paper to wrap tobacco. Then when our friends on the left light up, they won’t just be smoking a cigarette, they’ll be burning the American flag. This is a win-win-win scenario. The leftists get to show their hatred for America, they can smoke in public once again (free speech issue), and I make a lot of money.
Donald Dorsey
Post in: Politics
Topics: humor
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